Sometimes, I like to stop and take a moment to really appreciate the little things in life. What little thing am I speaking of currently? Socks! More specifically, not losing my socks while doing laundry. It’s one of those many mysteries of life. You start your laundry with an even number, of perfectly matching socks. Then, some how, by the end of it, you’re always a sock or two short. And you always seem to lose the socks that don’t match any other socks.

Now, I’m not sure how often this actually happens to other people out there. But I know it must happen. I vaguely remember this sort of thing happening in tv shows before. In fact, I think there is an episode of Family Guy, where Peter falls through the back of the dryer into Narnia. Unfortunately, this has never happened to me. I don’t have the piece of mind to know some “goat bastard” is stealing my socks. Who knows… Maybe my dryer opens a dimensional tear when I dry my socks?

Anyways, as someone who has some slight OCD issues. Having all my socks when I’m finished doing laundry, feels like a win. Let’s hope I can keep this winning streak going.